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Who is Jack Schitt ?

The Lineage Revealed

 

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “You don’t know Jack  Schitt”.  Now, you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Shit and O.Schitt.  Awe Shitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt Inc.

In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

 The Shitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.  Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

 

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